PUNKED by the Wind!

Although I really wish I had a video to share with you of this hilariously funny story, I do not so I shall type it out. I went to the gas station and got gas so that I could mow the lawn. It is extremely windy today...not kidding...crazy windy. So I am equipped with long socks, old tennies, my winter coat and hat I knitted and put the gas in the lawn mower. I start, or should I say try to start it and NO WAY...ughhhhh battery dead???? I give it a few attempts and knowing David has the jumper cables at work in his car I decide to move on to cleaning so I get my big container/bag that I usually keep in the back of my car and see if there are any unnecessary items in it that I can unload or toss. I set it down in the drive, and the wind flips it over and things start flying. This is where I keep my "green" bags that I take to the grocery store (20 of them) with me. I run across the street grabbing what I can out of the neighbors yard, come back start putting it back in and another gust...BAGS, neck pillows, umbrellas. At this point I'm looking around to see if anyone is potentially recording this and I'm gonna be on a viral video later today. Finally get it gathered up again. Put it on a shelf in the garage, because at this point if the wind takes it again I might just let it go. In the process of putting it on a shelf I knocked off a giant bucket of around 200 golf balls. YEP SURE DID! Again, looking around to see if perhaps I'm being punked. Got the golf balls picked up...went after the lawn mower again and found that the battery was charged but that there was LOTS of corrosion on the battery and cables which I was able to remove with a paste of water and baking soda. I'm a part time amateur mechanic in my spare time. And voila lawn mower started! Got all the grass done, kids to activities and fettuccine alfredo DONE! What caused a little stress in the beginning ended with laughs and a feeling of accomplishment! A video would have been great tho right?????